This wrapping paper turns ordinary gift-giving into a playful, slightly wicked moment. Bold black-and-white illustrations repeat across the sheet—a grinning ventriloquist dummy in a suit, tiny red hearts as accents, and blocky text that reads “I CHOOSE” and “YOU’RE THE DUMMY.” The design feels like a darkly comic love note: mischievous, a little sarcastic, and unmistakably loud. It dresses presents for people who appreciate offbeat humor and throwback pop-culture vibes. The high-definition print keeps the linework sharp on thick fine-art paper, while your choice of glossy or matte finish lets you dial the mood from slick and modern to soft and understated. Available in three long-sheet sizes to wrap everything from small boxes to large bundles.
Product features - High-definition print on 90 gsm fine art paper - Choose between glossy or smooth matte finish - Available in three sizes: 30×36, 30×72, 30×180 inches - One-sided print with crisp black, white, and red color accents - Includes white top/bottom edges with a production bar and QR code
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards
