A cheeky, darkly funny greeting card that pairs horror-movie iconography with sassy attitude. The front shows a masked figure in a heart-patterned hoodie, on the phone with the oversized line “NO YOU Hang Up” — a playful take on love, drama, and boundary-setting. Bright reds and deep blacks pop on high-quality white stock, making the illustration bold and easy to read. Leave the inside blank to write your own snarky note, insult, or affectionate jab. This card slips into a crisp envelope and arrives ready to send or tuck into a gift.
Keep it in your stash for those friends who love campy gore, horrorcore humor, and sharp one-liners. Use it at Valentine’s Day gatherings when you want to tease a partner, at birthday parties for the friend who collects horror merch, or as a laugh-out-loud note after a dramatic group chat. It sits naturally alongside stickered journals, movie-night kits, or care packages for the horror-obsessed.
Feels like a late-night movie riff — equal parts cozy heart and horror movie scream. The tone is playful, irreverent, and intimate: the kind of card a friend will keep on their shelf because it made them laugh and matched their aesthetic.
Product features - Vibrant, bright color reproduction using modern printing methods - Printed on 270gsm white paper with finish options: uncoated, matte, one-side or two-side coated - Front cover overlaps back cover with a 1/16" gap (industry standard) - Available in multiple sizes and quantities; double-sided print and horizontal/vertical layouts - Blank inside; envelopes included; blanks sourced from USA
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
