A darkly playful folded greeting card that blends retro horror charm with cheeky romance. The front features a grinning ventriloquist dummy clutching a tiny “be mine” card beneath a bold headline that reads “YOU’RE THE DUMMY I CHOOSE,” with pops of red hearts and drippy black lettering for dramatic contrast. Inside is a clean, blank spread ready for your own handwritten note — whether it’s a snarky valentine, an inside-joke anniversary message, or a spooky-themed love note. The sturdy 270gsm stock and satin-like finish options make the artwork sing and give the card a weighty, tactile feel when you hold it. Envelopes are included and the cards are printed in the USA using vivid, long-lasting inks. Choose from multiple sizes, finishes, and quantities to suit small gestures or a stack of holiday mailings.
Product features - Printed on sturdy 270gsm paper with uncoated, matte, one- or two-side coated finishes - Vibrant, high-resolution digital printing for crisp blacks and bright red accents - Double-sided print with a standard 1/16" front cover overlap - Available in four sizes and quantities (1, 10, 30, 50) with horizontal or vertical options - Blank interior and included envelopes; cards sourced and printed in the USA
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
